The Simulation April 27th

Today was a good day, too bad you have to meet a whole lot of really great people because your ill.

Anyway, got in a three mile run with Molly (a.k.a Fat Dog), quick shower and I was ready at 9:00 A.M. for my Barium Sulfate Suspension Smoothie (Banana Flavored) Yummy. I keep reading about side effects of everything I'm taking, or will be taking  and think how cool would it be if this stuff could make you glow at night for a couple of hours. Certainly would be a Halloween hit.

So today I spent time with Patrick, the man who hopefully shall be the only one to ever give me a Tattoo, actually three. One on each side of my ass and one near the top. When I found out I was going to be bearing Tattoos I asked if it was possible get something cool instead of the "Plain Dot". (Mom, Susie perhaps) Well the dot is the standard procedure but Patrick agreed to give me the special "Micro Dot". Of course they are really small, sort of like the 10 commandments inscribed on some small Zirconium Stone and advertised on Home Shopping Network.


Unfortunately, I forgot to ask what three Micro Dots I got.

Standing in front of a mirror didn't help either, I can't twist and turn enough to read my ass with a magnifying glass and trying to use two mirrors.... well I can't read backwards either.

So lets assume for the moment that I've got so great stuff I'm carring around on my Bum.

Later .... Mike